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When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!
A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"
B: "What's going on?"
C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”
A woman who is a hoe that acts like an innocent person
Man that girl is a blizzard demon
When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.
Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.
When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.
That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!