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kick in the Bollocks

the mixing of Jagermister and red bull

hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.

by Brandon_ha July 23, 2006

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wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination

Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!

Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath

by Crabbagers November 3, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dogs Bollocks

Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.

Dogs Bollocks | Web Development & Marketing

by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018

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bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

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