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When you pull out your swollen meat and bust you nut in her pillow case making jibin for her to eat in the morning.
I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.
Another word for a meaty cock.
I accidentally Tokyo Drifted in my boy during that devils threeway and he complimented my bologna straw.
AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!
Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise
- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)
You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived
A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.
Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.
Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.
Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'
Description of the male penis.
Look at that bologna stick holding up the line