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The fully contracted flu illness brought on by exposure to coronavirus COVID-19. Since the most vulnerable people to the virus are the old, fat, and unwell, that puts Baby Boomers squarely in the cross-hairs of the pandemic. The disease is lethal to about 2% of all victims, but is lethal to at least 5% of any loser born before 1960, and higher if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, diabeetus, asthma, gout, goiters, conservative politics, or general stupidity. See also: Trump Flu
"I think nana may have come down with the Boomer Flu!"
"Why?"
"She's super sick, and she just got back from her Asian cruise and brought back all this dirty paper money!"
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A statement used to indicate how disconnected an older traditional person is from the rest of society (particularly a person from the 'Baby Boomer' generation).
Boomer: Back then, we kept our doors unlocked, children played outside, and we f***ed our wives while looking them in the eye.
*Younger person while having sexual intercourse using the doggy style position*
Young Person: Okay, Boomer.
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The people who are destroying social security.
"Those baby boomers are taking all our money!!!"
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The generation born from 1943 to 1960. Towards the end of World War II, there was a surge in births hence the name "Baby Boom". During the 1960s, the Baby Boomers made up the core of the Counterculture, opposed to the Vietnam War and the Establishment. They are the parents of Generation X (born from 1961-1981) and Generation Y (born from 1982-2003).
The Baby Boomers protested the Establishment extensively in the 1960s which is ironic since today, most of the Boomers make up the Establishment.
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Those annoying, unproven claims spread by old people (IE Caffeine stunts kids' growth, video games rot your brain, etc)
*Kid having coffee*
Old guy: "Hey kid ya know caffeine stunts yer growth!"
Kid: "Quit it with the Boomer Rumor!"
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When a baby boomer repeatedly tries to use modern technology the wrong way and ultimately becomes stuck in a loop.
After retirement, Doug decided to buy a laptop to begin writing a book. Doug being 65 years old and having never used a laptop became stuck in a boomer loop while setting up his microsoft account.
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When a boomer says some wild shit that no longer applies in today's society because we live in the real world and not off of old timey slogans.
"Respect your elders son"
"Fuck off with your boomer logic"
Or
"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
"Then I guess with that boomer logic you shouldn't worry about Corona virus"
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