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The nagging and persistent melancholy that follows a night and/or day of binge-drinking, especially if you have done something regrettable during that time. This is usually coupled with a hangover.
"I was laying in bed all day with a bad case of 'post-booze blues', after unsuccessfully trying to hook up with my boss last night at the Christmas party"
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When you're drunk and you remember doing something the last time you were intoxicated.
Ohh de ja booze... I used this urinal the last time I was at this bar! *proceeds to piss everywhere but in the urinal. again.*
1. The effiency determined by alculation.
2. The amount of alcohol that can be purchased with a given sum of money.
3. 'Bang for your Buck' referring to alcohol purchases
Lets get Vodka instead of wine tonight, you get more booze for your lose.
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This constitutes last minute frenzied shopping. To cope with the previous statement, alcohol is introduced to alieviate stress and inhibit relenting feelings to dish out large sums of cash for gifts. Include buddies.
1. “Well, the gift seemed like a good idea at the time.”
2. "You bought your mom racy lingerie? The hell were you thinking?" Uh...dunno, booze-n-shop?
3. "Whoop whoop! It's the third annual baby!!"
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A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up
-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.
Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.
Ages 3 and up.
"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"
"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."
"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."
Tuned bagin'. Throttled fuckin'. Boozy beaver damage, with no end in sight.
I don't think Sarah ever thought her subtle advances would dissolve into a booze fueled fuck fest.
When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.
"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."
"Niiiice."
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