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One posseses a Jason Bowl when a staggering amount of weed is packed into a bowl. This is not to be confused with a fat bowl. A Jason Bowl can be defined as such when the bowl can no longer support the amount of weed in it; secifically when the weed continues to spill out without any sudden motion.
Andrew: Dude, are you done packing up that fat bowl?
Jason: Fat bowl? Fuck that. I wanna get blazed; this is gonna be a Jason Bowl.
Andrew: I'm bout to be fucked up.
Jason: Fo sho, then we'll hit up Wendy's for a dank-ass soquid.
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Very foul breath, smells awful. morning breath. Sleeping to close to the crack.
Man what did you eat? Your breath smells like a bowl of assholes.
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An NFL football game that is (reportedly) played in Hawaii the week before the Super Bowl. Despite several claims that is does in fact exist, no one has ever actually seen it, and it is widely considered to be a myth.
Bubba: "Dude, I was flipping through the channels and I think I saw a Pro Bowl!"
Chazz: "Shut up Bubba everyone know's there's no such thing as a Pro Bowl."
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One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.
see also spliff wizard
Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?
Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.
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A case of the liquid shits with particles resembling chunky style salsa. Making a chemistry professor weep, the substance from the anus contains liquid, solid and gas. Followed by multiple more liquid shits, this gewy poop is not as delightful as it looks, for the liquid element seeps into the pores surrounding the asshole and burns for minutes at a time.
Matt was swimming in Lou’s pool when he decided to pass gas. Surprised, Matt asked his friend Tom to watch his back for floaters while he exited the pool. Moving as fast as he could with two clenched butt cheeks Matt immediately jumped out of the pool knowing that he most likely soiled another pair of swim trunks. Locked inside the poolside bathroom, Matt confirmed that indeed their was a Salsa Bowl sitting in the webbing of his swim attire.
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A very loose vagina filled with a lubricant.
I thought I was going to get some hot, tight, pussy but it turned out to be nothing more than a jelly bowl.
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A charity bowl refers to someone giving away free weed in a pipe to his/her buddies.
John: Hey, you wanna go blaze?
Bob: Nope, I already gave out 3 fucking charity bowls today and I'm going dry. You're gonna have to pitch today!
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