Blast Box

A stereo, typically a car stereo.

"Yo yo dogg, crank the blast box."

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box man

Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.

If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.

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Jizz Box

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.

My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.

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orange box

The best deal ever made.

Team Fortress 2: "the most exciting class-base action ever" made
Portal: "The most" innovative "game ever" made
Half Life 2: "the best game ever made"
Half Life 2 Episode One: :/
Half Life 2: The best sequel to the best game ever made ever made.

^The best definition of orange box ever made.

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METAL BOXES

In Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Lord Carron's description of the Space Marine Rhino Transports at the Space Marine Stronghold.

Look, Rhinos. RHINOS! Our enemy hides in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! WE...we should take away their METAL BOXES...

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frosty box

A bitchy ass girl who is mean to everyone. The term comes from the fact that this girl is so cold hearted that there is likely frost on her pum pum

Hey mel, stop yellin already you fuckin frosty box

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git box

An acoustic guitar. "Git" is short for guitar, while the "box" refers to its hollow body.

Usage of the phrase can be found in an episode of "The Twilight Zone" called "The Passersby" from 1961. In the episode, a Civil War veteran refers to his git box, suggesting that this phrase dates back to at least the mid 1800s.

Just sit back and relax while a strum a few on my git box.

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