bread zone

the bread zone is when you have put too little of your sandwich filling of choice into your sandwich and therefore entering the bread zone.

me: this sandwich looks awesome! I can't wait to eat it!
friend: I sure hope you don't enter the bread zone!

me, realizing the bite I took was just full of bread: ...oh no
friend: I can't believe you just entered the bread zone, bro..

Magic Bread

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria

"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"

Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

shred bread

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.

I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.

looking for bread

being horny in public

why are you looking for bread all the time?

Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough

Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking

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Bread tennis

Two scissoring girls with a yeast infection

We had the yeasties, but we bread tennis’d anyways