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To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.
Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.
Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy
Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet
A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.
Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?
Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.
Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)
It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.
“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”
“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”