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The most beautiful speech ever done
Person a: donald we need to build a wall Donald: YES
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What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.
I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless
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The first bowel movement after days of constipation.
After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.
A build of Sonic 1 for the Sega Genesis/Megadrive which dates to June 1990 shown at the Tokyo Toy Show, it was an auto demo of 1 level, which is a early version of green hill that has a different background, some Sprites are different, and it shows a unused goblin enemy, Sonic’s design was a bit different and the clouds is also different, although, some parts of TTS cloud is present in one of final Green Hill clouds, this build was lost.
Person 1: Hey, did you know about Sonic 1 TTS Build?
Person 2: No, where can I download the rom?
Person 1: Sadly, it was lost, BUT, there’s a remake by MCTravis, and two remake in progress by (MrLordSith and OriginalChris), and (Cyberooze and Damon)
When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.
Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.
It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.
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When people annoy and can't seem to get over stuff that happened in the past!
These people need a doze of reality.
Q: I caught my gf cheating. What would you do?
A: Yikes! Caught in the act. This is a no brainer dude, move on!. If she did it on you, she'll do it on him. Plain & simple she ain't worth your troubles, build a bridge and get over it.
http;//www,buildabridgeandgetoverit,com
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An experimental folk and drone duo from France. They often release album of extremely long length, with the most notable being "Daughter of Darkness" which clocks over 7 hours long. They are also one of the best bands of all time.
Person 1: hey do you wanna come outside today?
Person 2: give me 6 hours, just gotta finish this Natural Snow Buildings album first
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