I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU

ITS TO THE POINT WHERE I LOVE AND I HATE YOU AND I CANNOT CHANGE YOU SO I MOST REPLACE YOU EASIER SAID THAN DONE I THOUGHT YOU WHERE THE ONE LISTING TO MY HEART INSTED OF MY HEAD,,, I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

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Bruce you still own me 16 dollars

Originally Created and posted by the YouTuber
Eyezayar "Bruce you still own me 16 dollars" is a meme that has seemingly popped up out of nowhere during 2021.

Superman slowly descends
Superman: Bruce you still own me 16 dollars
The Camera Cuts Too batman
Batman: Fuck off

I Still Haven't found What Im Looking For

One of the greatest songs written by one of the greatest bands- U2. The song is from the Joshua Tree which is, by far, their best album.

Guy- Hey whats the greatest song ever
Guy 2- I Still Haven't found What Im Looking For
Guy- By U2?

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do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.

50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?

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If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it

Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI

The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.

Served>shock

Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.

Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.

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i've been there i've came back i'm still here

The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.

Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.

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