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To go on a first date with a girl who ate chili one hour previous to your encounter, and to aggressively finger her asshole just as she's squirting resulting in a complete evacuation of all lower body fluids typically creating a massive shit mess on your own body parts and anything nearby.
I was banging this chick and got really tired so I asked her to use her dildo on herself while viciously fingering her anus to regain some HP so I could continue banging. Unfortunately, she began cumming and I ended up giving her a dirty butler
two of the best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boys born and bread fuff as fuck fuck and good in bed
kp and butler donny boys boyo shit if I had a kp or a butler I'd be wetter then a spastic chin two of best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boy born and bread ruff as fuck and good in bed
When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.
He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.
Jimmy butler also known as “ HIMMY Butler, Jimmy buckets or playoff Jimmy” is a NBA player for the Miami Heat. He grew up homeless and has often been theorised that he is the son of Michael Jordan. Known for leading a 8th seed play-in heat team to the finals, where his infamous “Playoff Jimmy” nickname came from.
Jimmy butler has finally came out of hibernation. Playoff jimmy is finally activated!
A mf who gets payed millions to play basketball but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee
Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.
Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
Jimmy Butler is a Professional basketball player that plays for the Miami Heat in the NBA. he is a bubble fraud who won’t win a title on good teams because he’s arrogant, disrespectful, and a really ass teammate. he is currently own by another NBA player Jayson Tatum along with Payton Pritchard and Derrick White
"Jimmy butler is such a bum, like bro didn’t even have an All-NBA selection this year 💀"
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