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girl: dude, i'd seriously go for some the mega large pp
guy: may i-
girl: i said mega large pp
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a large or big mouthed vagina is a vagina that is larger and has bigger lips than usual
your mum has a large mouthed vagina, i know coz i was with her last night.
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When bangin a chick from behind and just as you are about to come you pull out and drop a large mouth bass right on her back immediately screaming....."OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!!!!! and as she turns shooting her in the face with ones semen.
"Dude my girlfriend dumped me for pulling a Kentucky Large Mouth on her, idk why i only used an 8 pounder this time."
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When Dustin manages to haul his ass too Mikes after getting really really crippled and doesent make it too the bed and falls asleep on the floor.
Oh fuck he's passing out large
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the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.
person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
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The Ferengi version (parody?) of the Vulcan salute: "Live Long and Prosper". Just what any self-respecting Ferengi *should* be doing. @^_^@
"Live Long And Prosper?! Forget that--Live Large And Profit!!!"
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Kinky dude #1: "When you give a lady a simba, you can also stick your finger in her butt. It's called a sneaky rafiki."
Large Black Woman: "YALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS!"
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