cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.

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fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

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moon cabbage

Marijuanna

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eye cabbage

the complete opposite of eye candy

"the boys nice!"

"shoosht mate thats eye cabbage"

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Cabbage mouth

A low budget raggedy mouth bitch, who's always talking shit!

A poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.

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muff cabbage

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".

I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

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Savage cabbage

Savage cabbage is the loudest bud man has ever smoked. Originating from the most notorious groppers of Hertfordshire. It is a form of genetically engineered super skunk that leaves its users in a incapacitated state after one boof

“Juss copped an 8th of savage cabbage”
“Fuck is savage cabbage?”
*takes one boof*
-gone

Ollie: “george just niced me a z of savage cabbage”

-carnage

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