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The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.
Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.
Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.
Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
The unshaved stubble on the female labia.
My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.
Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.
Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.
The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.