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The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.
Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."
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The Vietnam Cage is a secret sexual position. You may see it as the hidden boss at the end of a videogame.
The only way to know what a Vietnam Cage is is if someone did it to you beforehand. Only those who lived through the Vietnam Cage know what it's all about as it is indescribable.
Him: What was that, what you were doing at the end?
Her: It was a Vietnam Cage.
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Sex so hard with a girl, (against a cage of course) that when you wake up the next day, you can't move your hips, and she can't sit down.
Person 1: Hey you shake the cage with dat big booty bitch yet?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, that cage was askin for it!
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A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.
"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."
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A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts
Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!
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When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
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