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Can Royale

The Poor Man's Kir Royale. Classic brunch cocktail made by opening one can of Miller High Life, taking large swig (how big? about that big), refilling with boxed wine, and a splash of lemon or lime juice. When served in the bottle or pitcher, referred to as a Milwaukee Spritzer.

"Hey, you got any High Life? I've got a hankerin' for a Can Royale."

"Sure thing, the wine is on the fridge."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

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Coke in the Can

The act of inserting powdered cocaine into the rectum in order to get high.

Her septum was deviated, so she wanted a coke in the can.

by DigitalSignalXX November 10, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


a can of whoopass

a.k.a. Ima kick your ass

Im about to open up a can of woopass on you!

by sarah elizabeth July 7, 2005

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Danger Can

A drinking game requiring brass bollocks.

Players stand in a circle, and a (closed) can of lager or cider is introduced.
The first player holds the can in their drinking hand, and (with the rest of the group) chants "Dan-Ger Can, Dan-Ger Can, Dan-Ger Can".Each syllable is accompanied with a vigorous shake of said can.
The shaker then must hit the side of can against his forehead, using only his one hand, and with no shoulder movement. If the can remains intact, it is passed to the next player. And so on.

The game ends when the can is sufficiently split as to render further play impossible. The splitter must (if possible) consume the contents of the can.

Variants: Limited only by your imagination and willingness to live

"Who wants to play danger can?"
"Not on a minibus - open spaces only!"
"Danger bus, danger bus!"

by Jimzilla November 4, 2007

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mess-canned

A variant of "shit canned". It means to be fired.

Andy: "What happened to Joelle this morning?"
Brian: "She got mess-canned.

by Flee Goo August 19, 2006

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life in a can

something or someone that is amazing, that makes your life better. something or someone that is the highlight of your life. so unbelievable that it may blow one's mind.

chloe efrn is life in a can

by alaughadaykeepsthedoctoraway January 26, 2010

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can you not

can you not translates in to " i would prefere if u could refrain from your current activity as it bothers me"

friend one (singing out of tune) la la la la la
friend two can you not i have a headache

by kinsy mckins August 22, 2006

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