light my candle

1. can be used instead of rox my sox or floats my boat

Katharine McPhee light my candle

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Lick the candle whick

Do it.

Oh, you refuse to lick the candle whick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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burning the candle at both ends

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.

Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.

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candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

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whatever lights your candle

see whatever floats your boat

god i love cheese..
whatever lights your candle

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Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

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One Lit Candle

A girl either giving a blowjob/handjob teases her man back and forth with a lit match or lighter on there dick.

Look here kid to make up for it iama let missy here take care of you give him a one lit candle.

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