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kitten cannon

A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.

-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!

by vtg5 October 23, 2006

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ban cannon

An act of Moderation over the person/s who are misbehaving. (via banning them)

I had to place a ban cannon on an idiot because he wouldn't stop breaking the forum guidelines.

by Demon Child July 24, 2005

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Calcium cannons

Large female breasts

โ€œDamn Shorty got them Calcium Cannons!โ€

by Deeznuts710 March 12, 2022

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baby cannon

Literally, Launches infant babies at high speed, over great distances.

"Hey man, Don't use a Johnny Jump-up, use a baby cannon."

by Fryhole September 1, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


packing the cannon

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.

Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.

by Rich D. March 7, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear cannon

Another name for the bari sax, the lowest member of the saxophone family

DUDE! I didn't know you played the bear cannon!

by A1Steaksauce7654321 October 19, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arm Cannon

Noun:

Megaman's preferred weapon; a retractable prosthesis that fires plasma charges.

"...and so, with a final blast of his arm cannon, Megaman laid the diabolical Dr. Wily's latest mad creation to waste!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 8, 2004

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