Kid # 1: Hey dude, I just got a Carl Landry at my house!
Kid # 2: Remind me to not go to your house anymore.
male, with these characteristics:
1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties
Carl iii is a live streamer, famously known as the original creator of the "goatse" viral image.
Did you see that Goatse image that Carl iii made? He's so creative!
yo nigga CJ from groove street
Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.
Slang for Cocaine, randomised to keep people from knowing what the hell you are referring to.
"You got any Carl Weathers?"
"I'm just going to go to the toilet man, do some Carl"
He is the type of guy to livestream himself petting his cat. Carl is basically the definition of reduced fat. Carl is the kind of guy to steal your mans any day. All the girls want Carl.
He is always lookin like a snak.