To snort crack out of a hookers muff
Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
A very hairy butt crack
Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!
The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.
I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.
A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!
Another name for pubic lice.
Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.
2👍 1👎
Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.
Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.
when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.
“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”