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Another name for pubic lice.
Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.
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A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!
Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.
“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”
To snort crack out of a hookers muff
Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.
I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.
Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"
John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"
Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"
A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!
When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.
I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!