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Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots
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Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident
Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
a circumcised mulla.
mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.
Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!
The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.
yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.
Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”