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The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB
Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day
-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day
Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's Day
-When is your birthday
-14th of February
-so you are a certified lover boy?
A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”