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A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...
Woman-"Honey, any chance it will be Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs tonight???"
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When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
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That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?
Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...
A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.
Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"
Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"
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When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."
Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!
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This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.
I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.
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A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.
Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.
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