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I really like you again will the third time be a charm?
Zach: Is 3rd time a charm
Jordyn: (pending answer)
A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.
Quote by Chris Rock -
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"
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Something you should never say to Germany.
Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.
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A sexual act in which the insertive partner stands and the receptive partner is strapped to a wheel of death. As the receptive partner spins around, his or her mouth comes in contact with the insertive partner's genitalia and oral sex is performed, albeit intermittently.
Didjya hear she gave Poe a Charm City Circulator last night? She was so dizzy from spinning she passed out!
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An expression used by one individual to another, usually meaning that they don't trust you entirely yet, and if you fuck up once, there's no chance of getting any at the end of the night.
Sir: Nice to meet you.
Ma'am: Charmed, I'm sure.
Sir: So...do you like beastiality?
Ma'am: ...*walks away*
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1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
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When you're pouring lucky charms and all of a sudden there is a certian part that has a bunch of LC marshmellows, Quite frequent if you buy bulk packages (From Sam's or ssomething) When hitting the LCJ usual emotions are Excitement and Joy. But be careful not to hit the jackpot to frequently or you will be left with the regular cereal, which sucks.
Taylor: *Pours Cereal* ...
*Hits Lucky Charm Jackpot*
Taylor: Hell yeah!
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