A combination of just chilling and giving no fucks whatsoever
How are you? “I’m pimp chimping”
Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.
Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.
Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you
Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out
To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic
The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline
While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards