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The result of chopping to much firewood the night before Christmas.
Cody: sorry, I'm not able to open this bottle of wine right now.
Mike: Why not you bitch?
Cody:My choppers wrist is acting up.
Someone that has no ambition(s) in life.
Cannot complete natural selection.
My teacher called me a rock chopper because I have no ambitions in life.
A woman who, despite her best intentions, habitually nips the tip of your Johnson during oral sex.
Jenny is down for dick, but she’s an habitual top chopper.
During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.
This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.
“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“
“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”
(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”
An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”
Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.
Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.
Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.