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I hate this class with a passion of the Christ.
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Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.
Yo, ass-face, I just gave you that move back, how can you checkmate me? Christ fucker!
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A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
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When you get a lady to kneel before you ejaculate while crossing her arms. You then spooge in her mouth and say "body of christ" forcing her to not waste it and swallow.
I had a spiritual time with susan last night where she accepted the body of christ
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