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A Christopher Vento is an unhinged child who has an "obsession" with his little sister. Usually living in horrible living conditions and having no friends.
I can't believe that Christopher Vento likes the Dallas Cowboys, they fucking suck!
After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?
a white person (usually a lesbian) that wants to live a cottagecore lifestyle. They're usually from the United States, which was colonized and stolen from native indigenous people.
lesbian 1: man i really want to be a cottagecore lesbian
lesbian 2: you're white becky, that's not cottagecore, that's christopher columbuscore
a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll
bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that
According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A movie star acting in films such as The Blue Lagoon. An interesting man. Toughest man on earth. More so than Chuck Norris.
"Chuck Norris doesn't stand a chance against Christopher Atkins in a thumb war."
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A very naughty boy
I know he is a dirty christophe
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Only one of the best male indie singers known to myspace. Lead singer of Never shout Never. He is the most down to earth loving person.
Omg don't you think christopher drew is so awesomme?
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