The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)
After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.
A place where people are doing things for LULZ.
From a "Mormon chat" website:
Jeff: I am rather busy.
Me: busy doing what?
Jeff: Talking to people :)
Jeff: And trying to find an article.
Me: what article?
Me: god is an alien right? the pope said that today
Jeff: He did?
Me: yes
Me: he told everyone that we came from uranus
Jeff: Seriously?
Me: yes
Me: do you behold the power of LULZ?
Jeff: LULZ?
Me: yes
Me: LULZ
Me: there is a new church. the church of LULZ
Me: people are doing things for LULZ
adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
naked. nude. without clothes on.
man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.
A group of friends from Canada that shit post, send dank/dark memes and roast each other.
Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne