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Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.
Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.
A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.
A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.
“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”
When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.
The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.
A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp
Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.
Scag Cigarette (noun)
1. A cigarette rolled with tobacco from a public or private ashtray.
2. An inexpensive cigarette commonly associate with students and the homeless.
To make a Scag Cigarette you require the following:
- Atleast three cigarette ends
- Filter(optional)
- Rolling Papers.
I've got no money but an ashtray full of ends, I'll make a scag cigarette.
The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.
Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"
A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"
"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"