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Henry Clay

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War
-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia
-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)
-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson

Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans

by Kurt March 29, 2004

22πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

Clay Aiken? How do you define him? I think he's a guy who needs to search within and find out that he's gay! I'm glad Ruben won, he was way more talented. Clay Aiken is gay, what more can I say? I take it back, I LOVE HIM! He makes me quiver like jelly. Clay Aiken is some HOT piece of ASS.

Clay Aiken is some hot piece of ass.

by Carmalicious May 12, 2005

97πŸ‘ 691πŸ‘Ž


clay aiken

the gay guy who dint win b/c of his gayness, tashie loves him tho b/c he found her and "attacked" her with a chainsaw, but she still loves him b/c hes gay

*see tashie* tashie loves clay aiken, that is so sad

by lexi & m March 10, 2005

98πŸ‘ 744πŸ‘Ž


Henry Clay

a term coined after the 19th century ne'er-do-well political figure known for making compromises that made things worse and running for president and losing. four times. in a modern context, this term is used to express a degree of extreme failure, especially pertaining to schoolwork.

that test was so hard, i think i just pulled a henry clay.

the essay i just wrote lost more elections than henry clay.

she studied for hours only to get an f on her APUSH test. what a henry clay.

good luck with that president thing, henry clay.

by rgb1777 December 14, 2009

5πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Classic Clay

a forgotten term, but still used within the native population, where one man will lay his faeces and two other men fight for the right to have that faeces rubbed all over and into their mouth while being kidney shifted.

"Silenece while 'Classic Clay' is in play, today we have the contendors Phil and Matt fighting for Mike's Clay, winnner wins Mike's love while the looser win's Pandy's love, quite the win win situation here for the contendors."

by Brendas Got'a'baby April 13, 2007

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Clay Rhymes with Gay

Clay rhymes with gay so it is in fact true with out a doubt. Only use when clay is acting like a Baby Back Bitch.

Clay: you’re mom gay
Daniel: Well clay rhymes with gay so it’s true
Clay:( uncontrollable crying, then complains about his sore ass)

by NotZacNelson November 20, 2018


Mlep(clay)nos

One of the funniest and most random recurring characters on the legendary show Brooklyn Nine-Nine ever.

Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.

Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.

Amy: "Can you spell that please? "
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."

Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."

Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."

by tharealslimshadystandsup August 16, 2018