Close to the equator is a term used to define some thing cool, something hot. Something awsome, something amazing. Something just un fucking beliveable
a. man Jessica is SO close to the equator today.
b.dude that blunt was Reall close to the equator man.
c. that song was reall damn close to the equator man
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Another, more polite way to say shut up.
"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"
a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.
Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.
Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.
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1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.
2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
What someone says before they kidnap you
Close your eyes its ook
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When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.
Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.
Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.
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people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know
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