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A man that gets beaten up by his dog, A high school P.E teacher who stands behind all the girls when they're stretching, thinks he is sexy when he actually suffers from erectile disfunction, has the I.Q of a half eaten sandwich. Is only in his mid-thirties, but is allready losing hair on his head, makes children run around the track while he rides a golf cart. very hated.
"Ew, it's Coach McLamb"
"There is a McLamb growing under my toenail."
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smoking the end of a joint or blunt after the rest of the group has passed on it due to its small size
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One who coaches swimming and has sexual relations with a student at that school.
He was accused of being a swim coach for being with that 16 year old girl.
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a leather goods company that now makes all their bags in China and the quality isn't half as good. Their only worth buying at a department store on sale because they're over-priced at the actually Coach stores and not worth paying full price for.
Lady 1: "Let's head over to The Bay. They have sales on the Coach bags there".
Lady 2: "Ya I would rather buy a coach bag on sale. They make their products in China now!"
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A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!
Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!
Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?
Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.
Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!
Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.
Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.
Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.
Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!
Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
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the most awesome coach ever. One who is very reliable and always has everything you need. They teach you the crucial things about life, and you credit them for everything you have accomplished.
Dang man, Coach Poppins is the coolest coach ever!
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A very mean and fat loser of a PE coach. HE MAKES FUN OF AUTISTUC KIDA AND JOKES ON OTHERS WEIGHT WHEN HE IS A FAT PIECE OF SHIT HIMSELF. HE IS A DIPFUCK.
Nia- hey mia look at coach taylor
Mia- eww he is a fat turd
Nia- he was making fun of Hanna for being autistic
Mia- ugh what a asswipe
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