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the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.
I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!
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someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut
wtf Jerome! lol, you got a coconut head!
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coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.
when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.
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The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.
Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.
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a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii
lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!
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A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.
It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.
My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.
I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
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When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.
"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"
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