hum and coke

Off CSI

When a chick gives you a hummer(BJ) and at the same time uses cocaine on the tip of your cock to make it last longer

She gave me a Hum and Coke and it took all night

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coke lines

The lines deodorant makes on usually a girl when she applies it heavily then goes out gets sweaty dancing and lifts her arms and you see lines of deodorant in the creases of her armpit!

Damn my night was going good until i looked down and saw coke lines all up in my girls pits!

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Coke Neck

A sore neck after doing to much cocaine.

I have a bad case of coke neck from all that blow I did last night.

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coke emo

in other words, coke zero.. how can a shitty drink in a black can with no sugar be anything but depressing?

Bill: man I'm thirsty, I could sure go for some coke zero
Todd: wtfmate, coke emo is for pussys
Bill: *slits wrists*

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Diet Coke

A term for Adderall and pharmaceuticals of the like.

I have to cram for this test coming up, got any diet coke?

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diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

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Diet Coke

The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, Coca Cola.

Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.

Yes...I think I'll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. Oh, and a Diet Coke, I'm trying to lose weight.

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