And emo looking motherfucker that is always drunk, high or depressed with a small dick and always loves umbreons and bald bitches
"The guy sitting in the corner is such a Colby."
Colby is and amazing person who has a 9 inch penis and who loves his girlfriend or crush and once he has found the girl he will know by how he acts and is around her Colby is a caring person and likes to hang out with people and is funny and he might like the e r or something and he likes it out side
Colby is a name of a jerk often friends with Kyle so fuck Kyle and worse most likely a chad why CHAD
Colby is friends with chad
That stupid mother fucker
This is a call out post. If you are called a Colbies you must rethink your life choices. Maybe you fucked up... maybe you fucked my mum. Okay, sure, you did fuck my mum, twice now. I'm really fucking disturbed because i heard you from the next room. I'm gonna cry and piss if you do this again Colby. Please, I'm begging you. Stop fucking my mum.
Me: God, kids these days. Such Colbies.
My mum: Okay
a thick necked moron who tends to have a massive ego. also very thick in the rump area. trash at video games as well
Person 1: where is colby at?
Person 2: oh you mean hulk neck? I just saw his cocky ass earlier today, total fuckin dweeb
A puck with tape on it and a thumb tack in the top of it
That was lost or stolen by Emma
Colbys baby was lost