Come on the Biscuit

A masturbation party game where male contestants masturbate furiously to avoid being the last to come on the biscuit. With the last past the post having the forfeit of consuming the biscuit.

Fucking hell, I've never been that sick since my last defeat in Come on the Biscuit.

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coming out

A way to explain to your family or friends you’re anything but straight.

Don’t do it during thanksgiving though-

Son:“Mom, dad, I’ve planned to tell you this for a while but, Im coming out to you as gay.”
Mom: “It’s that damn phone, isn’t it”

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come off

to give or to release

She need to come off some shares of her startup company to her advisors.

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Come Smash

to smash a pumpkin or other vegetable squash

Come smash with me Stevey.

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come @ me

This is an "internet" way of asking somebody to fight with you. So if someone is being mean of bullying you, you can Direct Message them and say, "come @ me" I used to think that it meant to reply to someone on social media but nono its totally different. So now that you know it, show it off ahaha.

Dramatic 1; "your video is dumb and stupid, like it makes no sence.

Smart 1; "Says the one who does not know how to spell 'sense' come @ me bro"

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trump is coming

When human death comes and you have to run as fast as you can because in trumps eyes unless you voted for him youre all mexican

"Woah trump is coming better hide now"
"Ok ill bring some tacos to scare him off"

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Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking

Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~

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