common white girl

Any white girl in America who is obsessed with any of the following:
Leggings, Uggs, Starbucks, Autumn, iPhones, Instagram, Twitter, Selfies, or the movie Mean Girls.

"Why does that girl drink starbucks so much?"
"Because she is a Common White Girl"

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Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

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Someone with common sense

Someone who is NOT anti-vaxx, flat earther, a chemtrail believer, thinks that space is fake, thinks that the moon landing is fake or someone that thinks Australia is fake

OMFG LMfAO YOU ARE SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE ME THANK GOD!

common law girlfriend

When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.

Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.

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Common White Girl

Any white teenager in America that does the following:
-drinks their weight in Starbucks coffee
-wears leggings, uggs, lululemon headbands and sweaters
-Instagrams everything they eat
-makes a 20 min snapchat story to prove they were at a party

-constinitly on twitter

-wears nike shorts and shoes

"It's 90 degrees why is she wearing Uggs?!"
"Because she's a common white girl

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Lowest Common Denominator

1. The number underneath in a fraction after simplification

2. A dumbass or a group of dumbasses

1. "I got half marks in that maths test because I didn't simplify to the lowest common denominator"

2. "I got into a fight with a group of the lowest common denominator, mate"

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Common sense

See theism

Common sense

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