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Condom Ball

A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.

That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?

by Yo Blood June 28, 2010


condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.

Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.

by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014


friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013


The Corner Condom

A rigid, tube-shaped device made of plastic that is used as a condom, in order to have sex around corners,objects, or people; it was invented, and is often used by, Dr. Basketball.

Johnny often plays pranks on his friends by using The Corner Condom to molest them whilst hidding behind a wall.

by themuffmaster June 21, 2010

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Jimmy's Condom

Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.

Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.

I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.

Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom

by Flea Prime August 31, 2010

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Polish Condom

A sock on your penis

Polish Condom

by KKKoonhater April 12, 2010

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condom hat

a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.

the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

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