coochie crush

From a male's perspective:
1) A female that has the looks of a rate from 6-10, 10 being hottessness
2)A JUSTAFUCK
3) Female with a hot pussy with a hot face

"baby, you just a coochie crush"
"Sia has a bad case of the coochie crush"
"you aint nothin but a coochie crush"

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coochie tap

Playful tap of a woman's vagina, another way of saying Hey Girl!!

You look great today girlfriend!!! (coochie tap)

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itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.

Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.

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Coochie Catcher

Similar to a cootie catcher, where instead of fortunes told, pussy jokes are made.

I saw my best friend make a coochie catcher at school.

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Coochie Mixer

Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.

GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!

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coochie-lade

the yummmy lemonade-like juice flowing from the woman's vagina.

woooweee her coochielade is real tart

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Gucci Coochie

a woman who obsessed with overly expensive useless shit, has 3 million Instagram pics of shit like Balenciaga sneakers and says "bae" and "bish" and "yaaaassss" in every fucking sentence.

Girl: "You seen my new Slides? I instagrammed the shit out of them"
Friend: "Damn gurl, you just Gucci Coochie"

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