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A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole
Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry
Right after your ass fucking someone you pull your dick out and lay your balls on their gapping asshole.
Mark came home to Manahawkin opened the door to find the Manahawkin Manhole Cover happening in his bedroom right when his friend was covering his girlfriends ass with his balls
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When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
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a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.
Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.
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When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit
Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.
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to have your secret found out when you NEVER expected
boy: FUCK MAYNE!!!!, ma ol girl found and broke AAALLLL my M-rated video games.
friend: awww damn, daz messed up, how can you blow your cover.
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To take preemptive steps to stay out of trouble with others, especially in relationships with family members or friends, and at work with co-workers or supervisor(s). A clean version of cover your ass and similar terms.
"I am extra careful to not use profanities around my co-workers, and I am especially meticulous in being thorough with my projects at work. Since the supervisor is such a jerk, I always tell my co-workers to cover your hindquarter."
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