Brown Cow

A chocolately surprise (;

Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.

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Cunty Cow

A cunty cow is a larger woman that acts like a total cunt.

Me: Did you hang out with that girl last night?
Friend: No dude, she was being a cunty cow.

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cow shit

Feces that are produced from a cow, but then worshiped and revered by hindus as they spread it on their walls and set it on fire for blessed heat.

Vikram is spreading cow shit on his walls and then his wife Poonam sets some cow shit on fire for the family to pray.

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Plowing the Cow

v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.

Man 1: What did you do last night?

Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow.

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cow town

Calgary, Alberta.

Generally people in Edmonton, Alberta call Calgary cow town.
Probably because Calgary seems to be more cowboy oriented and they make a huge deal out of their Rodeo!

Edmonton guy: "Hey, you wanna go to cow town to party?"
Edmonton gal: "Ha! Cow Town!... ok lets go"

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Icon Cow

Celebrities who overestimate their talent and are given too much money and promotion.

Ayumi Hamasaki, the so-called Queen of Japanese Pop music, is an Avex icon cow.

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cow punch

Another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. Someone who works to wrangle cattle.

In his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in Idaho.

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