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Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021


Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 25, 2022


Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".

In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet

by Russellsroughneck May 2, 2023


crispy savage

Fresh ,clean ,real /savage

Aye bro you roasted him you crispy savage .

by To much savagery January 26, 2016


A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018


crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.

I want to eat some crispy rice!

by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017


Ain't Crispy

Not Lit

From what I can see, it ain't crispy.

by Innerwoo March 9, 2016