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Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?
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The kind of woman who has the body of a letter P. Big boobs no ass. And she cant sing and nobody likes her. Big lips, forever single...yknow
Wow crop top bimbo is a silly sausage
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Farting while walking but in a large group. It helps if you go to lunch with coworkers at a Mexican place and each person eats an epic portion of beans. When you get back to the office after lunch, walk with the same group and corporately crop dust entire departments / multiple office cubicles. Can also be applied in elevators, other small enclosed rooms, moving escalators, and more.
Hello, yes, is this HR? I would like to file a complaint. The IT department came by after lunch and performed a corporate crop dusting in our area. It's like the bomb at Hiroshima or something!
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Okay a girl takes a shit on a guys dick then gives him a hand job catches the jizz in her mouth u make out with her she spits the sperm into your mouth u lick her pussy and she gets pregnant with a retarded baby
I gave Patricia a cummy cream of the crop it was badass
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When a guy tries to squeeze past someone and his "package" rubs against them on the way by.
In a crowded room, John trys to squeeze past Bill and John's cock rubs against Bills back..."Dude you just crop dusted me!!"
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Slang said to avoid doing something
I would love to go out with you Lizabeth,but i have to go water my crops
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When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy
Oh god my crops are failing
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