Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

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crumb snatcher

a person who shows up to smoke sessions with nothing to smoke and leeches off other people's sacks

johnny, that crumb snatcher just showed up and smoked the last of my sack

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crumb cake

Delicious snack manufactured by Little Debbie.

"Shoot nigga, I'm hungry."

"Have a crumb cake."

"Iiiiiiiight!"

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bread crumbs

The little bits of weed left over after breaking it up to make a joint.

yo man, you better clean up dem bread crumbs, cuz if you get caught at the border with it, your gonna get arrested.

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Bum Crumb

The little pieces of poo stuck to the hairs on your bum after not wiping correctly

Boy doing girl in doggy ...
Damn you have major bum crumbs, go wash your bum!

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crumb crotch

When a person is eating something "crumbly" and they drop crumbs into their lap.

Hey, Melinda, were you eatin' cornbread? 'Cause you got crumb crotch, girl!

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eye crumbs

The yellowish residue in the corners of your eyes when you wake up.

Guy 1: "Damn you have serious eye crumbs, did you forget to wash your face"