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Cuddle Puddle (n.) - An extended period of time during which two or more individuals come together in a warm fuzzy heap on a couch/under a blanket and watch movies and/or play games together whilst snuggling.
Me: I'm so stressed out! What can I do?!
Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!
Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
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A classic and one of the best hook up moves ever created. Ask a girl to cuddle (usually while watching a movie), add some making out and dry sex... and bam you're popping that pussy and she's shaking that ass.
When you are about to cuddle-fuck your girl, make sure you rent a free movie because you'll never end up watching it.
I made the undefeated move of cuddle fucking my girl last night. Shit never fails.
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Trying to cuddle with someone who doesn't want to cuddle with you. Also a gentle way to say rape.
I hope this girl gives it up tonight, I don't want to have a cuddle struggle to get some.
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When two homosexual males take a shit on each others chests, then give each other a long shitty hug and smell each others shit.
Barri and morrie gave each other a cuddle cowboy, and then licked the shit off each others chest.
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a group of several people who are on ecstasy and are comforting each other by hugging
look! that's what you call a cuddle puddle
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When you want to play skyrim but your girlfriend wants to cuddle. So you play skyrim on your laptop and you lay your legs on top of her. So you get a pillow and she thinks your trying to be cute...... Even though you just want to play skyrim
I was skyrim cuddling with my girlfriend, it was great
My boyfriend is an asshole
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It's a type of cuddling that has become increasingly popular recently. in which one person wraps them selves to an unsuspecting person and cling to them. they have to be horizontal and if done right the person will arch their back and look like a banana and you'll look like a monkey.
It's also a pretty kinky pose and can result after they used to it, or slap you, some lovin'
We thought they were making love, but they were just banana cuddling.
Man: Is he raping her?
Woman: NO their banana cuddling.
Man: Nice.
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