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when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)
jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.
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Is it a boy or a girl ?....from the result of an ultra sound check during pregnancy....taken from how a man's penis hangs
It's a boy..I like the angle of dangle on the photo.
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The physical act of humping the air while your penis is dangling and flies triumphantly through the air.
"Quit dangle bangin that thing"
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A dangling participle is a wallet chain, cell phone headset cord, beeper leash, purse strap or other long slender device used to secure an object to a person.
A dangling participle is the "straps" that have the tendency to always get caught on another object when you least expect it to, often resulting in a humurous but humiliating yank in the opposite direction of travel (i.e.: getting out of a car, getting up from a desk, etc.).
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The act of performing oral sex on a male who is only partly circumcised, and ripping the remainder of the foreskin off in your two front teeth, but it goes unrealised and the performer continues to walk around for the remainder of the day with this foreskin stuck between their two front teeth.
Jenny gave me head last night and totally got a beef dangle
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an adjective that describes an object that hangs in a gangster like fashion.
1.Tina- his car got hit bad so his mirror is gangster dangling off the side.
2. Jon- check this out, my dicks got some mean gangster dangling going on.
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A fishing boat that is at least 50 years old. Its uses include: dangling on fish, dangling bait on fish, and dangling in general. As a rule of thumb, one should never rock the Dangle Ship, but should always shout "got em!" when catching a fish.
My friend asked me to go fishing with him; however, he doesn't have a Dangle Ship. I enjoy dangling on fish, so I decided to decline.
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