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Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
The phrase “Drop the Danish” refers to when someone offers you something they think will please you but they do not have the mental faculties to comprehend that the only pleasure was for them in giving it to you.
This can be refer to something as benign as unwanted conversation, or unwanted gift, It can be as cancerous as an inappropriate touch. The reference for the term is based on some one knowing you only eat bagels but they gave you a Danish.
This guy will always drop the Danish, he always talks to me about how much he loves skiing even though I always remind him that my wife was crippled in a skiing accident. He also keeps telling me skiing jokes and touching my shoulder as he laughs at his own jokes even though I shrug my shoulder away from him and scowl at him, this guy can’t stop dropping the Danish.
Nickname given to danes by other scandinavian/nordic countries
That bloody danish devil is drinking his 15th beer
Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better
Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"
The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.
Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!
Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.
I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.